Stupid Sexy Flanders

do sharks have tongues i wonder

schwimmindeeoshen:

opulentis:

my school’s principal and head of school made a video to announce our snow day you should all watch it you won’t regret it!!

Lol. I miss snow days!

i-amradioactive:

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My favourite flappy bird posts

im-the-real-fat-shady:

phan-equals-phriendship:

moriarty-walks-free:

brigwife:

things you can do in the uk at 16 years of age

  • get married (with parental permission)
  • start a family
  • join the army where they use guns and bombs and shit
  • move out

things you can’t do in the uk at 16 years of age

  • buy a pair of scissors

are you serious

Or nail glue

"I now pronounce you married. Here’s an AR-57 and a tank now go fight. But wait, no put that down. Don’t touch those fucking scissors”

tombol-r:

girl u make my

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my problem is that my high score on flappy birds is 7 (yes i know its not high i hate you i cant get any higher) and i alWAYS GET 7 AND SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTN I CANT GET ANY HIGHER WHY DOES THIS EXIST

whimsicalnonsenses:

my favourite post in the whole wide world

whimsicalnonsenses:

my favourite post in the whole wide world